- You shouldn't fall for this curiosity gap trick anymore, but since you're here, #11 will surprise you.
- The compounding effect of taking your phone to the bathroom is a force of nature. Learn how to compost.
- Learn how to work even when your back hurts. If you're reading this, chances are you're poor and will have to work during your retirement.
- As soon as you hit your 50s, you'll understand that your 40s were a great time. But it's over. Deal with it because it gets worse.
- Some people say it gets better, but they're liars.
- It's hard to change the world when you're old. So don't apologize for taking a nap.
- In your late 40s: create a fake online personality with a birthdate 4 to 6 years younger. It will be useful when you divorce in your early 50s.
- Do your neighbor. Soon, you will only have the memories. Don't waste good opportunities.
- The most lucrative things you can do in your 40s: Inheritance from your boomer parents and (if you're lucky) childless uncle.
- Not everyone will want to see your Wordle results. Keep them for yourself.
- If you want to make friends, just make friends.
- It works for everything in life. Just do it.
- Although it didn't work too well for Nike's stock recently. So maybe take my wisdom with some caveats.
- Speaking of not working too well, these listicles don't work. People read them and think it's going to change their lives. They bookmark them and never circle back.
- A sure way to change your life is to give me money. You'll be that amount of money poorer.
- I should add some more platitudes, but I can't be bothered. There's a lesson right there, and it's not about writing listicles.
If you liked this listicle, don't bookmark it. Take several screenshots, and your phone will include them in your 2025 Recap.
PS: My Wordle stats for today are here.