Ticket 621074, here we discuss the "trade deal". They try to be as silent as possible. Perhaps if you don't want to do business, just ban me instead of paying. Whatever…
CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN? JUST THE WAY YOU SAID IT?
IF IM NOT MISTAKEN, YOU JUST TRIED TO BRIBE A FEDERAL OFFICER
I'm rollin' fast, I'm smokin' slow I'm gettin' cash, I'm blowin' smoke
I'm rollin' fast, I'm smokin' slow I'm gettin' cash, I'm blowin' smoke
First account got banned.
Obviously, they don't wanna address the elephant in the room. Understandable.
Always pretending like they don't know what's happening.
We're just happy go lucky guys who respect the law and eat trash from the trash bin and get violently thrown out from a second story window by the kingpin. Glass shattered, blood everywhere…
Oh, don't insult us, we're not like that.
Yes you are.
Here we can see that Mr. Laxman is using his name/handle while in "621074" ticket, the name is missing.
Cunning as a fox.
Smooth operator.
Plays checkers while everyone else is playing chess.
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"Please avoid sending such messages to support."
The Honorable.
The Virtuous.
Unbreakable.
Unbribable.
THE LAW IS SACRED! THIS IS NOT A GAME!
jobert is an angry dog
without a bone
The Failed Negotiation
DoS ticket, they negotiate for whatever reason instead of just banning me instantly. This alone should have earned me an instant permaban.
H1 don't even follow their own rules…
"Could you please submit a formal mediation request?"
How about no? I'm familiar with your game.
See?
He's trying to not to anger upper management, the chains are rattling outside…
He's lurking in the bayou!
Rougarou
The Rougarou is a creature from French-Cajun and Louisiana folklore, often described as a werewolf-like monster. It blends French, Native American, and African traditions in the Louisiana bayou region.
The word comes from French "loup-garou", literally "wolf-man." Cajun settlers brought the idea to Louisiana; over time, it merged with local beliefs about spirits and witches.
Traditionally, it was told as a cautionary tale for H1 support agents: "Behave, or the Rougarou will get you!"
Around The Grlobe
Because when you ship coke from Honduras to New Orleans you can't really call the police, can you?
"Maybe it will go away if we ignore it, maybe it won't. We can make extra money, we're criminals anyway, who cares?"
The 6 day DoS
It wasn't just a picture.
You might think they're smart scientists… no, actually it's a money grab project, really it's just a scheme to steal taxpayer money.
Clashing protons against each other for eternity, stupid and pointless.
Just like Hackerone mediation.
"We'll open a black hole"!
Why do we need a black hole?
Who asked you to open a black hole?
Who finances this?
At least you could gamble that money away on shitcoins, way more useful.
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"and the skull, of Afrikaneer (see what i did there? a play on words, "african here", dont show this to jobert, cuz hes a dog, he cant read)
the area associated with submissiveness
it is larger than any human
or any other subhuman species on planet earth"
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if you're an afrikaneer, it flies over your head, like a spear chuckers spear
I hope you dissapear
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YOURE A DOG
there have been a lot of lies said on these hackerone reports tonight
yes I can say the N word I'm black IRL
JOBERT IS THE RIGHT NIGGA, FOR A RIGHT PRICE
GET THAT NIGGA JOBERT!!!!
he ain't fightin' no more
The Other Account
A lot more articles there. Getting banned all the time.
Good night.