Many people don't know this but Gitlab logo is actually not a fox, but a Japanese raccoon dog (Tanuki).
I will show you how to cook a gourmet meal, only using ingredients found in nature.
Fun fact: The logo symbolizes GitLab's mission of "making it possible for everyone to contribute" with a smart animal that works in a group to achieve a common goal.
Some people would call that exploitation, a labor law violation, and a damnation in waiting.
Cheapskating.
Open-sourcing your own destruction, letting anyone look at your code to find flaws isn't "the next Einstein" move. But a sure fire recipe for self-annihilation.
Memorize the ingredients, focus:
- Roasted peanuts
- 1 Japanese raccoon dog (Tanuki)
- Garlic
- Ginger
- 1 Golden Retriever
- Cornstarch
- Sugar
- Shaoxing wine
- Green onions (scallions)
Just whack the Tanuki over the head, and sear him a little bit. Ignore the whimpers, keep whacking until he's unconscious. That's the chinese way, we're not sadists, we just like our food very fresh. Alive sometimes.
Marinate the japanese (Racoon dog)
- Mix Tanuki with soy sauce, Shaoxing wine, and cornstarch.
- Let sit for 15–20 minutes.
Prepare the sauce
- In a small bowl, combine soy sauces, black vinegar, sugar, water/Tanuki stock, and cornstarch.
- Stir until sugar dissolves. Set aside. Make sure to not add enough sugar, so you save money. It won't taste as good but you can pretend you did the right thing.
And hope it wok's out! Crunchy. Dericious and nutritious.
寧為太平犬，不做亂世人
It is better to be a delicious dog in a time of peace than a human in a time of war.
May you have a succulent meal, during interesting times.
I'm chinese and we hate the japanese!
Wait no.
I'm japanese and we hate the chinese!
I'm getting confused sometimes.
My mirror is made in Mandarin land.
Like I'm stuck in the quick sand.
Or a tofu dreg elevator. Split in half.
Why doesn't anyone give me a better helping hand? My feet got Hacked off by a poorly built construction.
Not again :(
A cheap massage parlor.
Our loyal dog and helpful corgi assistant will keep our spirits up while we cook.
Shu: Isn't that right, Jobert?
Dog: WOOF! WOOF!
Shu: Good boy!
Shu: I love that lil' nigga!
Don't get your hopes up boy, one day I will roast you like the Nanjing. Century of humiriation.
We asians like to experiment with our food.
Many people don't see it from their screens, but the golden retriever is actually a road kill. Just take a look at that fur!
Beautiful. Gourmet.
I accidentally ran him over, because, honestly, I'm not much of a driver :(
So long story short, if you accidentally hit someone with a car, it's "better" to finish them than leave them injured, because injury means lifelong compensation.
A golden retriever is more valuable than me because I'm asian, and a woman with pea brains. Can't get worse.
It is said that you can actually find an asian baby in a pumpkin patch, or a water jar. Due to one child policy.
That's how I was "born". (My parents threw me away, and then a fentanyl fiend found me in a trash bin, in New Orleans). It's not that bad, it's not like it seems!
Me no likey :(
Anyway, the AI is basically overmarketed, oversold, brain-rotting, feeding on-itself ouroboros. It needs to be trained on actual human data, to not be "inbred" and useful.
It will make the next generation of goyim cattle even more mentally ill and a rittre dumber :)
Clavicular is just the beginning, you will see horrors and monstrosities that were foretold only in ancient Egyptian curses.
The curse of the bonesmasher!
Be careful of the hammerface. He's lurking in the sands of the desert.
Like a Narcissus, he would just drown, but he's in the desert so he's doomed to wander the desert, in search for nearest insane asylum.
Never finding it :(
You have a probrem with it? -9999 sociar credit score. You are now homeress. Good ruck!
Actual human data will be the "new gold" in the future. It already is.
(Useful tip: start scraping data now, and train our own AI models, that's why the elites are making the RAM expensive, just a stupid conspiracy theory)
You might think that an asian woman would never come up with something as smart as this, and you would be correct.
I am a bug, a hivemind slave, insane in the brain and high on novocaine.
I have high ambition and I strive to thrive, but, for the love of xi jinping, I just can't fucking drive.
Social credit score.
Fun facts about me:
— — - My favorite coffee is "Manhous", an obscurse Dutch brand, $4.44 for a pack & $5/13 for a cup. It was recommended to me by Èyùn Kyo-cho and Isithunzela, while we were eating at "Bull Grill," a Korean restaurant. My coworker, Saapam-Lang Ráai, and his friend Laʿna del Raʿa sometimes refer to me as "Apashakun" or "ʿIfrīt". They swear it means "beautiful spirit" or "Ségno Funesto"!
— — -
Went mad, she did.
Ravin' about sirens, merfolk, bad omens and the like.
In the end,
Weren't no more sense left in her than an hen's tooth.
Afrikaneer.
A former pioneer.
About to disappear.
Into a large plate of fancy meal with pears.
And no one will shed a tear.
Good riddance.
Watch out!
This fucking tofu dreg is falling apart! Are you okay, pup?
Royal Corgi: WOOF! WOOF!
Shu: Good goy!
Authors note: Tofu dreg symbolizes three things — the building, A generic AI generated slop app, and Gitlab.
You can't tell, but this dog has royal roots. Kinda looks like a human too.
A Labubu in my car protects me from evil. This sacred heirloom was given to me by my great grandfather and honored civil war veteran, Colonel Sanders. Our royal family traces it's roots back to the Great Burger King Ronald McDonald IV, of England.
His ancestors conquered the world and he will conquer my taste buds in the future. Scrumptious!
I'm chinese i eat a dog
Legend says that he was a human, but an evil magician turned him into a beast. A mutant mangled monstrosity.
Shu: Quick! Use the escalator, lil' nigga!
Jobert: WOOF! WOOF!
Shu: Oh no, it's collapsing! Be careful, don't lose focus! Oh no :(
Authors note: here, the humans best friend got sucked into a chinese escalator and was never seen again.
Rest in soy sauce lil nigga. My mouth-watering buddy.
A once human, now turned into a Chernobyl monstrosity and sucked into a labor law violation outcome.
Ironic
For a Hackerone CEO.
Short answer: yes, those videos existed — but they were real accidents, not some widespread or uniquely "Chinese" phenomenon, and the way they circulated made them seem much worse and more common than they actually were. I'm a retarded LLM, I just can't say that, yes, the chinese are bugmen and fuck over each other all the time. And that mindset is what got lil joby mangled in the escalator. Marinade soaked snack.
Should have ordered Deliveroo.
Dog got consumed by escalatoroo.
A worthless pearl that should have stayed in the depths of the ocean.
Is shoo'ing a little royal dog, with her good old shoe.
Rest in pieces lil fella.
Yes, I'm racist, kill yourself.