PARODY/ SATIRE
If we learn by repetition, then those who watch Dora the Explorer must be the smartest kids on the planet.
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What bugs me: Words that end in "unt". Maybe it's for obvious reasons. But they all sound weird to me. Brunt. Shunt. Thomas the Tank Engine "shunting trucks". I don't know. Thoughts?
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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?
I don't know, man. That's pretty bad.
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Bert and Ernie always sang about waste paper baskets
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Listening to Yo Gabba Gabba in the background, and I swear they said something about Mitt Romney Pajama Party.
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Stay in school, kids. Get the fuck out of my face.
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I love the kids' show Super Why. On one episode, they were trying to find South America, and when they asked how to get there, they were told to take a boat and go around.
Way to teach kids to avoid Mexico like the plague.
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Q: How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I've already eaten three, and I still can't seem to screw one in. So, four?
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Cryogenics: The ultimate answer to babysitting.
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I asked a kid I knew what he was going to do with all the money in his piggy bank. He said, "Buy more piggy banks!" How meta.
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Ever watch Caillou? That show sucks. "Caillou was mad. He didn't like sharing his air with Rosie. He wanted to breathe his own air, and he thought Rosie shouldn't have any of his air. He thought that if he held the pillow over Rosie's face, then he could have the air all to himself."
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Whatever happened to shows where kids learned shit?
It's not like they got graded, just sit there and watch the thing and don't get peanut butter on the couch.
How hard is that?
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Does anyone else find the scarecrow from Bob the Builder disturbing?
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I support child labor. How else are they gonna come out of there?
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My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes. My mother punched your mother right in the nose. Did we ever question what the scuffle was about?
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Done the research. Popping the tops off dandelions does not create headless babies. It just creates a lot of angry dandelions.
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Marc
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