Stop me if you've heard this one before, or better yet if you've said it.

"I've never had any complaints."

I'm talking about how men talk about their penises. It doesn't matter the size. It's a common line I hear all the time, especially when talking to new men online.

I'm going to stop everyone right here for a moment. This article is going to be truthful, and it may hurt some egos. If you can't handle a little true talk about our favorite sexual appendage, then turn back now and read some fluff somewhere.

Ok, I'm glad you are still here. Let's get down to business.

Why do men use this line? It's a balancing act between being cheeky and boastful while trying to show a little humility.

"I've never had any complaints." Let's break it down. It's not cocky. It's not saying I've got one hell of a dick, and you are going to love everything I do for you. But it's not saying, It's just ok, either. It's saying women love my dick without saying it. Are you following me?

It's an attempt at wordplay — of trying to convey a message and outsmart the listener. But it doesn't work, and I will explain why.

This is where things get real. Really real. I have no doubt that you have never heard complaints. That's because most women won't ever dare complain about your precious little dick to your face. It's not that we don't want to. It's that we don't want to hurt your ego. There is a reason so many women fake orgasms even though they shouldn't.

This is where it gets dicey. I've written before that I've never seen a cock I didn't like. That's true, but there are certainly times in which the man didn't know how to use it, or it was just…gross.

This goes beyond size. I really don't care how big a dick is. What I care about is if it's clean and if you know how to use it. I've had sex before when I knew the moment he shoved it inside me that I would never fuck him again. It didn't feel good, or he wasn't using it right. It was just plain unpleasant.

I've also been with men where the body odor was just too much for me. I love a little sweat and musk, but poor hygiene is a complete turnoff.

I've fucked men with small cocks who fuck me incredibly and large cocks that were seriously lackluster. When it comes to the men who left me wanting or needing much, much more, I smiled and left. Why?

You might ask yourself why I didn't talk to the man about what went wrong. If it's not a man I plan on having sex with again, it's not worth the blow to his ego. Nine times out of ten, I pretend the sex is amazing and then leave. There are cases when I am open and honest, but they are special circumstances when I do. It's one hundred percent because I like you and want to have sex with you again.

Why am I writing about this? Because there is a reason no one complains about your cock. We don't want to hurt your feelings, and we don't want to use up the energy on explaining exactly why we don't like it. It's not worth it most of the time.

The fact that you haven't heard complaints does not mean you have the world's best cock. It just means that the women you have been with kept their dissatisfaction to themselves if they didn't like it.

I'm sorry if this truth hurts, but we all need to grow up and understand that there are real differences in our bodies, and we aren't going to please everyone.

Instead of humble-bragging about never receiving complaints about your dick, just say, "Here it is. I will let you decide if you like it or not."

After all, it's the dick you were given, and you need to make do with it.

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