He came home from kindergarten (he's 14 now) and told his Nana the school served sour crotch for lunch and it was disgusting!
I had to put her on hold to use the restroom and wipe the tears from my eyes.
He followed up by telling her no one ate it — then he said, "well one boy did but he said it was disgusting!"
ROFLMAO #thethingaboutkids