HUMOR

Dear Metabolism,

What's wrong with you? Did I piss you off when we were kids? Is it about that jar of Nutella? I'm sorry about that.

Can you try to run a little bit faster than the sloth we saw yesterday at the zoo?

It is hard to do all those crunches every day just because you are the lazy one!

Even my fat cat gets slimmer during summer while eating 3+ times a day!

You know what? In your face, metabolism! I'm going to eat the last half of the cake!