A Pussy Cat Tale

Lady Donga Diaries

Words & Pictures — Lady Donga

Meow 205

My human has visitors tomorrow — which for us is very rare

We live so far away from everyone — we are quite the hermit pair

The humans will stay a couple of nights — or maybe one instead

But at first, I will avoid them — and hide away beneath my bed

And if they smell non-threatening — I will take a little peek

As long as they are not monsters — and don't look like an evil freak

The woman visited once before — she made Vietnamese spring rolls from scratch

My human loved them very much — and swallowed several down his hatch

But imagine a wee pussycat like me trying to swallow a big spring roll thing

That long oily thing — would extend from my mouth — right to my little ring

Her boyfriend is coming with her — so they will sleep in the other room

And if there is any noise in the night — perhaps a baby kangaroo boom boom

But I think its good for my human — to have visitors drop by to say hello

As if he just hangs around pussycat me — he might grow long whiskers so

Which incidentally he already has — as he has been too lazy to shave his face

But I don't mind his furry face — or even if he looks like he's from outer space

Because he's my mate — My Seaspray D — the universe brought us together

We may be different — but we are sentient beings — and our ties will never sever

MeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW for now

Until next time

With Love — Lady Donga Diaries — © Meow 205–2023