"I did it!"

"You did what?"

"I discovered the secret to the best lunch ever."

"What is it?"

"Give me some of your dessert and I'll tell you."

"It's a pudding, you want that?"

"Sure."

"I wanna know."

"Me too."

"Okay, lemme have some of your chips. And some of your apple."

"What's happening?"

"I discovered the secret to the best school lunch."

"I wanna hear."

"You got hot lunch?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, gimme some of your fries and I'll tell you."

"Tell us!"

"The secret is this. Look at all this food I just got."

"So?"

"It's the best. It's everything I wanted."

"Man, that's a rip-off!"

"Yeah, that's like, a bad joke. Boo!"

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