Hello! Thanks for coming. As a parent volunteer supervising the playground today, I'd like to thank you for helping out. There are just a few rules you need to enforce. Really just use your judgement as a parent. But also…

No tag on the play structure.

No running on the play structure.

No running in the play structure area.

Go run on the pavement where you can break your arm when you fall.

No balls in the play structure area.

No kicking balls except on the field.

No sticks. (I mean it!)

No food outside of the eating area.

No running up the slide.

Wait your turn on the slide.

One at a time on the slide.

No sliding headfirst.

No sliding on your back.

You must slide sitting on your butt with your feet facing forward.

No jumping off the slide.

No sitting on top of the monkey bars.

No climbing on the sides of the play structure.

No climbing on the roof of the play structure.

You may only climb on the intended climbing portions of the play structure.

No standing on top of the igloo.

Only two at a time on top of the igloo.

Only two at a time inside of the igloo.

No pulling your pants down and sticking your butt out of the igloo.

No taking your shoes off.

No chasing people with your shoes.

No throwing people's shoes on the roof.

No screaming.

No hitting.

No pushing.

No grabbing.

Use safe hands!

No kissing.

No licking.

Just don't put your mouth on anything! (Germs! Gross!)

No spitting.

Cover your cough.

Oh and by the way, our classroom is out of paper towels and the school is not providing any more for the rest of the school year, so if you'd like to donate some, it would be most appreciated!