"A free use spanking licence! This is the best present ever, thanks buddy!"

Dave just smiled and slapped me on the back. I thought we were just going to have a few drinks since it was my birthday, I had never expected this!

"No problem man, a free use spanking licence is the least I can do after all that you've done for me over the years."

He had gotten it laminated and it was on a ribbon so I could put it around my neck.

"Why don't you try it out on the barmaid?" Said Dave. "She's hot as hell, got great tits and a fabulous ass. That's a body made for a fucking spanking!"

He was right. The piece of ass behind the bar was a buxom brunette. Her long dark hair flowed down over huge breasts, the curves of which were accentuated by her tight fitting blouse. It was open just enough to tease the cleavage. Her leggings were tight fitting as well, showing off a nice, curvy ass. Dave was right, I should take advantage of my licence straight away. The barmaid saw us.

"Hey guys, what can I get you?"

"I'll take a beer for me, a beer for my buddy, and if he could show us those big tits of yours as well you fucking whore."

Dave chuckled. The barmaid didn't find it so funny.

"What the fuck!" She fumed. "You can't come in here and talk to me like that!"

She was about to call for the bouncers and have us thrown out, but I held up my licence.

"Free use spanking licence bitch, that means I can say what I like, as well as fuck you and spank you."

Her face fell. She'd obviously heard of these licences and knew that she couldn't argue. I then walked around to get behind the bar from the side.

"Hey buddy", said the barman, "you can't come back here."

I showed him the licence.

"I'm just going to give that barmaid of yours a good spanking."

"Oh ok, go ahead buddy."

I walked right up to her.

"I told you I wanted to see your tits didn't I?"

She scowled at me then began unbuttoning her blouse. When all the buttons were undone, she reached behind to unhook her bra. I looked over to Dave, and we smiled at each other. This was definitely the best birthday present ever.

The bra came off, and huge, round, luscious breasts spilled out into the open. Woah baby. I put my hands together and started rubbing them.

"Let's get this over with", she said.

"Oh I'm going to enjoy this", I said.

I drew my open hand back, then launched it right into the flesh of her tit, connecting with my palm.

"Owww!"

That cry of pain coming from her mouth was just as delightful as smacking her. Using my other hand, I then slapped her other breast as hard as I could.

"Owww!"

This was fantastic! My cock was stiffening in my pants, simply smacking her was better than some of the fucks I'd had lately. I went back and forth between each tit, smack, smack, smack, until they were bright red.

"Ha ha!" I laughed as she yelped and fumed. "Bet you didn't think this would be happening to you when you came to work tonight did you?"

When I was done, I grabbed hold of each of them, dug my fingers right into that hot flesh, bunched them together then fastened my lips right onto one of those buds. I sucked as hard as I could, taking the nipple right against my teeth and making her cry out again. I went back and forth between each tit, the skin so hot I could feel the heat on my face. When I drew off them, her nipples were fully hard-to her shame-and dripping with my spit.

I turned and looked at all the people standing at the bar. Some were looking on open mouthed, some just kept drinking their beers. Clearly some were more used to free use than others, it was a recent innovation after all.

"Okay then", I said, "turn around and pull down your pants. I'm going to smack your ass now you whore."

"Asshole", she said. Her anger just added to how much fun this all was.

Doing as told she turned around and pulled down her pants and panties. Now that was a nice ass; peachy creamy and curvy. As Dave said, the kind that was just begging to be spanked. I drew my hands back. Whack!

The double smack was accompanied by a cheer from some of the customers, they were clearly enjoying the entertainment that accompanied their drinks.

I took a minute to admire the perfect symmetry of the two red hard marks on each cheek, then I kept going with my attack. She deserved this for being a slut with big tits and a great ass. My cock was now fully stiff in my pants.

"Hey man", said Dave, "remember the licence entitles you to get a suck or a fuck as well."

She certainly did have blow job lips on her. It was time for her to put them to use.

"On your knees slut."

She turned around and crouched down as I unzipped my jeans and pulled them down along with my underwear. I groaned with relief as my boner sprang out into the open.

"Get sucking", I said.

She was reluctant, but no woman could say no to a free use licence. She grabbed hold of my cock. Mmm, that squeeze and warmth felt good. Then she opened wide and took me right into her mouth, enveloping my member in that warmth and wetness.

I groaned as she began to move her lips back and forth. She was good, this was certainly not the first time the dirty bitch had sucked a cock. The fury in her eyes just made this all the better. I put my hand up and some of the guys on the other side of the bar high fived me.

"Way to go man", said one, "yeah, I always knew that whore was a cocksucking slut."

"Oh yeah", I said to her, "you take me deep. This must really piss you off huh? I mean, you thought it would be just another night at work and then some asshole with a free use spanking licence comes behind the bar and does all this to you. Mind you, any woman with a body like yours is asking for it as far as I'm concerned."

The cum was boiling in my balls. I knew how I wanted to finish off.

"Jerk me off all over your face", I instructed her.

She pulled off me with a pop, a long strand of her saliva hanging from my piss-hole, then she began to jerk me.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, aaaaaaaaah!"

I exploded, the cum spitting out of my cock and all over her screwed up face. She closed her eyes so that it went all over her eyelids, nose and lips. I watched it drip down onto those exposed tits of hers.

"Yeah!" Shouted one of the customers. "Look at that slut with spunk all over her face. Oh we'll never stop reminding her about this!"

"Ha ha!" I laughed as I zipped up. "That was damned good. Now I want you not to clean that up. I want you to serve drinks the rest of the night with my cum all over your face."

I spat down into that cum covered face for good measure, enjoyed her furious expression once more, then walked away, high fiving some of the drinkers again.

"Damn", I said to Dave, "that sure was a lot of fun. You know what? I think I'm going to go around this place smacking every female ass I see."

"It's your license man, you do what you like with it."

The thing about girls in bars, was that they often had boyfriends who got angry if you groped them, combined with the fact the bouncers threw you out if you touched women inappropriately. But now I could just go around doing what the hell I liked.

I saw a pretty redhead in a black dress. A man had his arms around her and they were kissing. They seemed happy, but their night was about to take a turn for the worse. I walked right up behind her and planted my hand right on that ass. She jumped and turned around.

"What the fuck!" She exclaimed. Then she turned to her boyfriend. "This guy just smacked my ass honey!"

He laid his beer down on the table.

"I'm going to bust you up man!"

"Oh no you're not", I said, holding up my license. "This means I can smack your girlfriend's ass all I want. It is a great ass by the way, you're a lucky man."

I stood there and smacked her ass repeatedly. She had to just stand there and take it, and her poor boyfriend couldn't do anything.

"You fucking asshole!" Said the woman.

"That's the second time I've been called that tonight. I guess you're right. Only an asshole would use a free use spanking license to spank a woman in front of her boyfriend."

The boyfriend's face was getting redder and redder, but he was powerless as I spanked his girl. I taunted him.

"I bet you've never given her a real spanking have you? Maybe you don't have what it takes huh?"

I brought that spanking to a halt, then walked way laughing to myself. That was their night ruined, and maybe their relationship as well.

I made my way to the dance floor and started smacking asses left, right and centre. Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack. They would spin round in shock, and I would just show them my license. A lot of faces were going red, and no doubt a lot of asses as well.

When I got off the dance floor, a huge bald headed guy came up to me. This had to be the bouncer.

"Excuse me sir, I saw you going around smacking those women's asses. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

I held up my license and he took a good look.

"Ah, free use spanking license. Ok man, you're free to smack those bitch's asses all you like."

I then saw another man and woman in the corner kissing. As I approached them I saw rings on the fingers.

"Hey guys, you married?"

"None of your business buddy", said the guy, "leave us alone all right."

"No I will not leave you alone."

I showed them my license. They looked at each other, their mouths falling open. I sat down in a chair next to them.

"Get over my knees bitch", I said to the woman. "Right now."

She did as told, tentatively getting over me as her husband looked on despairingly.

"Sarah…", he said.

"Sarah is it? Pleased to meet you Sarah. I guess you're not so pleased to meet me though are you? Ha ha!"

I lifted her skirt up over her back, pulled down her panties, and revealed a gorgeous ass. I raised my hand. Whack!

"Aaaah!"

Then another smack, and another yelp from Sarah.

"Your wife sure does make a noise", I said to the husband. "I bet she's even louder when she gets a cock up here."

I got her down on the floor, lay on top of her, placed my cockhead right onto that chocolate starfish, and inched myself into her rectum, eliciting a pleasure groan from her.

"I think she's enjoying it!" I said to the husband.

She clenched my prick and then relaxed, allowing me to plunge deeper and deeper.

"Oh you filthy bastard!" She said. "Using your license to spank and fuck my ass. You like how your cock feels up my back door you fucking animal?"

"Damn right, your ass feels so fucking tight, you love getting fucked up it don't you?"

"That's right, my husband has never stuck it up there, now give my ass a real pounding!"

Wow. I'd caught a real live one here. Pound it I did. I absolutely jackhammered her ass, I could feel another load of cum ready to be discharged.

"Cock in your dirt-box, oh yeah your tight, nasty ass is gonna squeeze all the cum out of my cock!"

"Fuck my dirt-box! Stick your cock where my husband never has, give me that cream up my back door…aaaaaaaaaaaah!"

I slammed into her one last time and shot several streams of spunk deep into her, just as she found her own orgasm. She screamed like a demon as her body shuddered. I had ass fucked the dirty bitch into climax. I pulled out, zipped up and looked to the poor little husband.

"Lovely tight ass your wife has, shame you're not man enough to stick it up there."

"Man", I said to Dave when I got back to the bar, "I wish I'd had this licence all my life."

On the way out, I noticed that one of the bouncers was female.

"Goodnight gentlemen", she said.

"Goodnight darling", I said, and gave her a huge smack on the ass.

"How fucking dare you?" She fumed.

I showed her my licence.

"Because I have this. See you later you fucking whore."

As her face went red, Dave and I walked away laughing.

The End