Musk's creepy Neuralink company has put a chip in the brain of a guy named Noland Arbaugh. Arbaugh claims Neuralink's chips let him play Mario Cart by thought. If this questionable activity does not creep you out, you are dumb.

Sci-Fi fans will wonder if Musk is trying build a Cyberman. The Cybermen are the evil cyborgs from Doctor Who that try to turn all humans into killer automatons. In at least two Doctor Who stories, the Cybermen use Earth corporations as fronts for their horrific activities.

Paranoid fans will wonder if Musk is working for the Cybermen. Remember, Musk is selling a product he calls the Cybertruck and building a robot army. Hopefully, the Doctor will show up and pull the plug on this nonsense before Musk launches his world conquest.

However, there are people stupid enough to go along with Musk's latest lunacy. To encourage this stupidity, and get our share of Musk's $196.8 billion fortune. We shall list reasons why you must let Neuralink put a chip in your brain.

Reasons to let Neuralink put a chip in your brain include:

  1. Thinking for yourself is overrated.
  2. You can achieve immortality if Musk puts a chip in your brain.
  3. Being canon fodder in Musk's cyborg army will be fun. Just don't ask what happens to the Borg when they die on Star Trek.
  4. Becoming Musk's property is not slavery. That urge to work for free at Tesla (TSLA) is not deliberate.
  5. Playing video games with your thoughts is a useful job skill that will make you rich.
  6. There will be no horrible side effects from Neuralink chips.
  7. Letting Musk's surgeons operate on your brain is rational.
  8. Freedom and individuality are barbaric concepts that are limiting human progress. Musk's chips will eliminate those relics of a primitive era.
  9. Being a drone in Musk's collective will be fun.
  10. Giving a billionaire the ability to reprogram people's brains will take civilization to the next level.
  11. We can prevent working people from thinking for themselves and organizing unions if we put chips in their brains.
  12. Assimilation is fun.

So yes, allowing Neuralink to put chips in your brain is smart. However, we will not submit to this operation until Musk himself lets them put a chip in his brain.