What transpired recently in Russia was both unnerving and bizarre. But what actually happened? Why did Yevgeny Prigozhin stop his march to Moscow. There seems to be no clear answers at this time.

Well, I've seen a few news reports and read some tweets from my home here in Tecumseh, OK. Which means I probably know as much about it as most of the guys on the news. So, after having given some thought to the situation, here are some theories as to what happened. You probably haven't seen these, unless you've watched Fox News.

Hang on, being told I shouldn't say that. So here are some theories as to what happened.

1: Vladimir Putin decided to make a run for it and try to get to Mar-A-Largo. That's why he flew to St. Petersburg.

After all, St. Petersburg is close to Mar-A-Largo. Hold on, it seems I have the wrong St. Petersburg in mind. It seems the St. Petersburg Putin fled to is in Russia, not Russia. I'm not sure if St. Petersburg, Russia is any closer to Mar-A-Largo than Moscow is or not.

2: The uprising had accomplished its purpose of taking attention away from Hunter Biden.

Hunter Biden pleading guilty to some misdemeanors was a big news story. While the Titan disaster took up some news airtime, to make sure there was no oxygen let in the news cycle, the Russian uprising was staged. Look for details on Hunter Biden's new laptop.

3: In a move from the Roadrunner vs. Wile E. Coyote playbook, Putin's forces changed the directional signs outside of Moscow.

It seems that the Wagner forces under the direction of Yevgeny Prigozhin, ended up in Belarus after taking a wrong turn.

4: In the home version of "Let's Make a Deal," Yevgeny Prigozhin decided to take door number three.

Door number was execution. Door number two was a bloodbath. Door number three was Belarus. I hear Belarus is beautiful this time of year.

5: Steven Seagal swung into action.

Russian citizen and Putin buddy, Steven Seagal saw what was going off and headed the invading forces off at the pass. When Steven tighens up that man bun, he's a force to be reconned with.

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