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Fighting with my partner has its silver linings.

I try to keep in mind that the tinder used to start a fight isn't the real issue. (I hope this is true because we're fighting over ridiculously inane topics at times.)

The dishwasher's a big favorite of ours. Who would have thought that dishwasher loading etiquette is such a touchy topic between couples?

You could ask, where's the lining then? Is it in the silverware? No, silly, it doesn't go into the dishwasher.

The silver lining is our dishwasher vibrates nicely once launched. From our experience, it's better than sex toys.

Fighting over dishwasher stacking etiquette is one of these little things that happen when you fall in love with a strong, beautiful, and intelligent woman: