I tried entering the following poem created on the spur of the moment (the first four lines) into ChatGPT and it apparently couldn't understand it. It never produced a result. Just churned and churned…

So I tried the Perplexity AI (built on the same platform as ChatGPT) and it gave me an encyclopedic answer about cows, but it was not poetry, and not in the form of a poem. Again, bad, bad, bad, stupid AI.

So I went to Google Bard. This AI actually understood the poem as a poem, and continued it on for some length.

Here is the full result from Bard:

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My Beloved

The cow had spots,

Farmer John loved her lots.

She was often standoffish,

So he stayed in his office.

He would watch her from afar,

Her beautiful spotted hide.

He longed to pet her,

But she would just turn her head.

One day, he decided to try,

To reach out and touch her kin.

He slowly approached her,

And she didn't seem so mean.

He stroked her soft fur,

And she nuzzled his hand.

He smiled and laughed,

For he had finally made a friend.

The cow with spots,

And the farmer who loved her lots.

They were finally together,

And they would never be apart.

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This has been a collaboration between an rHuman and a AI_Disruptor.

Working together, towards peak scatterbrain.