She who smelt it

Change an overflowing garbage bag, open a lost Tupperware you found in your desk, and you can't resist taking a whiff.

How does the experience rate?

Cons

Garbage stinks. Your eyes water, you throw up a little in your mouth, and you only have yourself to blame.

Witnesses. Your spouse/coworker saw you do it. Now they think you've got a fetish.

Putrid by association. You flew too close to the sun, and now you smell juuust a bit like garbage.

Pros

Free Covid test. Last time you got Covid, you couldn't smell a thing. Looks like you're corona-free!

Discover allies. Betsy from Accounting caught you sniffing a fetid chicken salad sandwich, but she snuck her own whiff last week. You share a look. A nod. Your receipts get reimbursed a little faster next time.

Proof of life. It stinks, therefore I am.

Final Rating: ⭐️⭐️🌗 (2.5/5 stars)