She who smelt it
Change an overflowing garbage bag, open a lost Tupperware you found in your desk, and you can't resist taking a whiff.
How does the experience rate?
Cons
Garbage stinks. Your eyes water, you throw up a little in your mouth, and you only have yourself to blame.
Witnesses. Your spouse/coworker saw you do it. Now they think you've got a fetish.
Putrid by association. You flew too close to the sun, and now you smell juuust a bit like garbage.
Pros
Free Covid test. Last time you got Covid, you couldn't smell a thing. Looks like you're corona-free!
Discover allies. Betsy from Accounting caught you sniffing a fetid chicken salad sandwich, but she snuck her own whiff last week. You share a look. A nod. Your receipts get reimbursed a little faster next time.
Proof of life. It stinks, therefore I am.