SHORT & SWEARY STORIES FOR BUSY MOMS AND THE THREE NON-BUSY MOMS REPORTEDLY LIVING SOMEWHERE BUT WHO HAVE NEVER ALL BEEN SPOTTED IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME
SWEARY MOMMY WANTS YOU TO FLASH US!
Go write a fictional (or creatively non-fictional) story of 100ish words or less and submit it! Yes, you! 🎶And you and you and youoooooooooh! 🎵(Singing the previous sentence is optional but personally, I never let the opportunity to be an honorary Von Trapp child go to waste.)
➡️ 🧨 JUST DO IT! You can stop reading now if somebody in your household is screaming for help wiping. Triage is often the better part of a day momming, am I right? You, yes you there with the pointy head, in the brown overalls, (💩), come up here to the front of the line, Sir.
Some housekeeping (ironic usage ✔️):
- Please put any questions in the comments!
About the brandy *new* Sweary Mommy Flash Fiction Initiative (SMFFI — pronounced exactly like SMURFY without the R.) Or about whatever; I don't have time to police you.
2. I endeavored to write a story for SMFFI. So we can all have an example of, "The important thing is you tried." Link below.
3. Participation is mandatory. And required. No exceptions.
4. Bonus points for pop culture references because I love them.
‼️This idea, SMFFI, was the brainychild of Lindy Vogel and Rosalie Berg and Claire Franky if you think it's stupid. If you find it clever, I was the lead architect and the others had no idea I was appropriating their names as fall gals.‼️