Can't person today without my coffee, Head hurts, world spins, feeling huffy! Need that bitter brown liquid in my life, Or I might stab someone with the kitchen knife!

I just can't, not until I've had a few sips, Not till the morning coffee passes my lips! I need caffeine like a car needs fuel, Don't deprive me of coffee, don't be so cruel!

I have a whole list of stuff waiting on me, But first coffee or I'll create misery! There's a storm cloud over my head, It won't go away till the coffee monster's fed! Don't talk to me, I'm not caffeinated! You need to wait till my craving is sated. Don't expect me to smile or make small talk, Till I've had my latte, or you can go walk.

Please don't bother giving me a list, Without expecting me to get pissed, If I've not had my morning fix already, You need to wait for my sanity to steady.

Coffee, coffee is all I need, To get me through the day indeed! Give it to me morning and noon, Better not delay, it might mean your doom!

Just a funny little poem for coffee lovers. I don't drink it much myself but I know it's as essential as air to some people.

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