My current state of existing combined with a bout of happiness in discovering my "new-old" way to spice Medium up, gather new types of followers (which provides much more benefit than monetarily, which is of least importance, in my opinion), and help with a small wruters I've been in!

(Word also dubbed by author-use if you want, even if for purpose of monetarily benefitting or otherwise; and/or any of my personally owned pics I've posted now or before if you think Im cute. But at least shoutout to me if you do😉🤭)

Back to more enamoring matters, and my reason for this brief gathering amongst me, myself, and anyone reading still asking themselves "Will he just hurry up and tell us? It's been 30 seconds, NR, for God's Sake!"

Keep your boxers from their brief bunching I'm elaborating. (Get it though? Boxer..from their "brief" bunching? Ok I'm done don't unfollow😅🙃)

If you've journeyed this far into the story, you're either A). Really interested in my goofing off with myself through real time writing or B). Holding in firm belief what I'm concluding upon is never-before-heard information only you, dear reader, and I, NR, will encompass; thus, your hope in our mastering the ever-elusive algorithm, taking over Medium, renaming it Large, thereafter downsizing the company after profit loss. Ultimately, getting sued for an attempted bounce-back name change to Midway, unbeknownst to copyright infringements. This initial connection was intended to lead to world domination, but we got cocky with the whole platform domination and were struck humble mid journey (also tried to name it that, subsequently leading into a second and equally blind-sidingly successful law suit against us).

Option A

Upon reflection, I now see both A and B are congruent in that we goofed off. If "A", you knew it all along. If "B", you had faith in plan of WD, and for that I question your decision making skills.

ALAS! The Silver Lining, Mate!

To add a sizzlingly sweet spin to my stories and journey on our beloved platform "The Middle" (Third and final lawsuit before we surrender the company back to those who operated on the tried and true practice, rather than big flashy changes [ironic thematic alignment to my plan]), I intend to join a prompts group.

Yes, that's the plan (You see why I was aiming big at first, no?)

All jokes aside, and upon further review, I feel that could allow those of us who've written none to two prompts, like myself, a chance to grow, laugh (again? Really hoping there's regarded humor in this piece🫣), and face new writing challenges.

You have to admit, albeit not my normal route, the spontaneity of accepting prompts may provide better outlooks, higher learning, and, perhaps, even that spark I've been looking for in my writing again recently. It could be what you're looking for, as well.

So Game On, Y'all!🎮🎳🎰♟️

Thank you for reading my work; I hope you enjoyed it in any manner of speaking.

Guide me to these prompt challenges if you'd like me to write of something particular to a specific subject, question or outlook. Thoughts always welcome in the comments section. Clap, too. I applaud your willingness to do so (Now that's what I call "clap-back") *Shuts off goofy mode and phone for the night, thus crawling into bed, knowing a successful article has been accomplished*🙂

Cheers,

NR Earley