ELON+TRUMP+TWITTER = COMEDY GOLD
The Orange Julius Caesar of Make-America-Gag-Again fame is back. And not a moment too soon.
Twitter lovers have had little to quip about lately as the platform crumbles into dust under the evenhanded leadership of new landlord Elon Musk.
But, now that Trump is back and can freely amuse us with his great, great, oh-so-great, magnificent and brilliant 280-character truth toots, we can all take to Twitter and lambaste The Tangerine Turd for just about any comment he posts.
Here are some of his best Twitter bombs from the past, with some kind and thoughtful responses.
Global warming … good Fictional media claims … bad. Windmills … even worse. Who knew? Thanks for settling that heated debate by expelling some hot gas of your own, Mr. President.
Way to model modesty, you supreme being and ruler of all you survey, you highly-intelligent demigod you. However, I still feel stupid and insecure. Somehow that must be my fault. I'm sure of it.
Thankfully these millions of illegal voters have all moved back to the shithole countries they crawled out of.
I still remember how impressed all the professors at my medical school were by med student Trump's theories about disease. Such a shame he dropped out after the first year. Had he stayed, he surely would have developed a COVID-19 cure.
Urine, Ivermectin, bleach, and skin bronzer … yummy AND healthy! Thanks Dr. Don.
For now, the Orange Menace has us on pins and needles, having yet to drop any truth bombs on Twitter recently.
It you want the former guy's straight poop, you'll have to join him on his social media platform … Falsehoods, Untruths, Conspiracies, "Knowledge" and Egregious Disinformation … aka FUCKED.
Let's all sign up 😬